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Just an average college student, really.

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We got a couple hotel rooms, got drunk, and played Rock Band. Which was pretty goddamn fun, I won't lie. Before that, though, we went to a strip club. It wasn't anything fancy, it was one of those places where they didn't serve alcohol, an 18+ friendly place, because the best man isn't 21 yet. The dancers on stage were full nude, though, and we still had a good time, it was all about having fun with some good friends, anyway.


I ended up getting a few lapdances, because I was there anyway, and I knew that if I didn't, the groom to be would have bought me one at his own party, because he's that kind of guy, and wouldn't have let me leave without one. The first dancer was kinda shit compared to the second girl I had dance for me, she basically rubbed her ass on my left knee for a song. The second girl was literally all over me, though, and now I'm beginning to wonder if that shirt I wore on Friday is just going to smell like strippers forever. It was really fun, though, we all had a good time, and even though it would be fun to go again sometime, I feel like it wouldn't be as enjoyable if you didn't leave the novelty of it for special occasions.


We did tell the DJ that we were there for a bachelor party, and for $20, we got the groom to be up on stage, in a chair in front of the pole, with all the dancers all over him. One of the dancers was humping him so hard that I thought she was literally going to break the pole. Also, the best man was his gay brother, so we tried our hardest to get him a lap dance, too, but he just wasn't having it. Even if we'd pay for it.


All that aside, though, I decided to come home for the rest of the weekend, plus I don't have class on monday, so I can still get enough to justify the trip. Our grandmother is here, as well as her dog. Even though I cleaned up enough to where my family can't (unless I literally held up the shirt I wore Friday, and was like "here, sniff this."), I KNOW for a fact that she can smell the stripper on me.



In retrospect, my only real complaint is how goddamn loud it was in the club, but that's just the fact that I'm not a club kind of guy. I feel like I had to ask "HUH?!?" around 3-4 times for every sentence I said.

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